I need a new muse.

Posting about Dallas would be too weird and pointless. Unless, of course, I was typing up my TV-watching reports on a VIC-20 or wearing an Izod and imitation Ray Bans and really committing myself to reliving 1982.

So I need a new show to fall in love with. I'm up for suggestions. I basically just watch repeats of Star Trek: The Next Generation and CSI when I'm not watching repeats of Dallas and The Hardy Boys. Obviously I need help. Obviously I need the Farriss Brothers to start a variety show.

A 7-day-a-week habit worse than smoking, and more addictive: